Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Procrastinate NOW, don't put it off...

Soooo. Anyone who tells you that procrastinating is detrimental,, they're wrong.. Procrastinating is how the world tells us that we are too fkn busy and to enjoy the moment... However, I cant seem to really enjoy the moment fully because along with being a procrastinator, I am also a chronic worrier. God damnit.
See I have a test in 3 hours, and another in the morning, and here I sit reading everyone else's blog, which in all truth, is really not something I do on an every day basis due to my disease, ADD... Also, I have taken this opportunity of "free time" to also, update my blog, thus being another example of things I don't do regularly unless there is something I seriously do NOT wanna do at the point that we could define as "critical" in relation to knowing the shit on my test... I guarantee half of my blogs that can be seen up here are in the midst of the last second cramming session, but hey what can I say? I'm more philosophical during these intervals i guess... So- all in all, something positive does come out of procrastinating.. Im contacting the school board now to take that stupid video against it out of the sixth grade curriculum... Come on present both sides....

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

On a lighter note...

So the weekend was a little "uncontainable". It consisted of jager bombs, near fist fights, and getting flashed by a bunch of girls in a limo. It is nearly the only place on earth i feel comfortable drinking at 10 am without looking over my shoulder to catch a judgmental glance.
Im sorry but Vegas is a trippy place. Can you imagine if 1500 years down the road, some scientist uncovered this long abandoned city. What would the scientific results be of our culture? Mentally retarded? A bunch of hotels with themes out in the middle of nowhere, dead in the middle of an endless desert?? weird, i'm sorry.
So i'm pretty sure me and my mom both got slipped a roofie by these creepy Brazilian guys. Reason for this being, has anyone who knows me seen my puke off two vodka and red bulls? I was absolutely fine till I got to the room, WTF!!? Damn foreigners. I have been drugged before and HELLO, exact same thing. I don't know why they waste their time and money buying me a roofie.. I'm the most stubborn drugged girl they'll ever meet believe me. Plus come on, don't they see the 4,752 mexicans slapping cards in your face to get you hooked up with someone real nice?? God save a few bucks and get a sure thing...GHB is spendy.. Ha ha oh man, I bet they wanted to die when they saw my 6'4" boyfriend come up behind me ten minutes later.
Anyway, after sustaining a harsh drugging, the next morning's drive home was fabulous. I bet my dad loved me flipping him off in the back seat the whole way home and screaming at him to quit driving like an idiot. I was a little low on seratonin apparently...